Christ. Apparently I can’t send Amaya or Erich to school with a peanut butter sandwich now because the Primary Center is now a ‘nut-free zone’. I have many wisecracks about that assumption, given this idiotic decision, but I’ll hold them for now.

I know that some people are allergic to nuts, fine. Sucks to be them, especially as a kid, and I agree we should accomodate them as well as is possible. Unfortunately, I also feel that attempting to make an entire school nut-free is idiotic.

This point was made very evident to me tonight. Em sent a note to Erich’s teacher about bringing cupcakes in for his birthday on Wednesday. The teacher sent home a nice little note about how that would be fine and that right after lunch would be a good time. Unfortunately, we must go purchase the special nut-free cupcakes from Kroger or Wal-Mart since the ones on the shelf are made at a plant where they may have been breathed-on by someone who had a peanut butter sandwich 3 months ago.

Yes, I exaggerate, but it’s to make a point. What happens if Erich is allergic to honey? Do we get to ban honey and honey containing products from the school, school lunches, etc.? How about gluten? Gluten is a new hot-button allergy that people are scared of.

I understand that a kid with a bad nut allergy needs to have special accomodations, but damn. There has to be a line drawn somewhere. Perhaps I’ll send him to school with peanut butter cookies.