Archive: August, 2012

Dan’s Tweets for 2012-08-26

  • White people. #
  • A party thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me no one remembers. @wilw #
  • Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed. #
  • Sunday AM is a slow time for updates. Come on, people. Entertain me with your shenanigans. #

2012-08-25 Twitter Digest

  • It's funny watching everyone, kids and adults, have to touch the Arch. #
  • People watching in the mall has reinforced that shoes are, in fact, crack for women. #
  • Love is a chili cheese coney on your vacation day.

    Two is just gluttony. #

  • I don't get it. Twinkies are made from cow too. Seriously, other than the chemicals go read the ingredients. http://t.co/5xnCVVdc #
  • Your DSWL is for the very dedicated. | Star Wars Origami: 36 Paper-folding Projects from a Galaxy Far,Far Away http://t.co/XgU3v9cb #
  • Your DSWL is pretty awesome. http://t.co/L5xoKAhy #
  • The book is free, the software is free, and we should be learning. | Android Programming with App Inventor http://t.co/ezewK1Un #
  • Does anyone actually use these? | Rain Barrel http://t.co/4Bk1JumJ #
  • Seems to make sense. | 7 Things to Say (and Not Say) to a Grieving Person http://t.co/ZkdKoKmR #
  • Seems to make sense. | 7 Things to Say (and Not Say) to a Grieving Person http://t.co/ZkdKoKmR http://t.co/ZmLZjK7E #
  • FBI-Created 'Terrorist Plot' Fails To Produce A Single Terrorist – Does Plenty Of Damage To Individual Liberties http://t.co/oOC406Rx #
  • #CountingCars on DVR. Hoping to see cousin Ryan again. #
  • Your DSWL helps in your time of need. http://t.co/WZfYxfa2 #
  • There are repeats, but maybe one of these will inspire you. | 50 Date Ideas for Couples http://t.co/FI88DK5D #
  • I like the new look, but will anyone use it? | Is Digg Back? Definitely Maybe http://t.co/0J42WqH1 #
  • I'm not interested in problems. I'm interested in solutions. #
  • For Breaking Bad fans. | When Entertainment Marketing Is Art: See Work From The Breaking Bad Art Project http://t.co/i336c1RP #
  • Go make your PC/Laptop fast like your mom. | SanDisk Extreme 120GB Solid State Drive http://t.co/c6gjdBta #
  • Maybe those free apps aren't such a deal. | Pirated mobile Android and Apple apps getting hacked, cracked and smacked http://t.co/PJBCbDmK #
  • Come to find out, bareback IS best. http://t.co/n6ZawGtG @TetheredHeather @thehooch36 #
  • IMO, this is a pretty accurate list to avoid. | 10 Gadgets You’d Be a Fool to Buy Right Now http://t.co/ooW0FGSF #
  • Home rule can be good. Passing taxes in the afternoon is shady though. | Chamber to educate public on home rule http://t.co/LM8ZJRuX #
  • $200 to rent 3 ebooks for the semester is such a sham. #
  • Finally upgraded to @LastPass Premium. I recommend it to anyone who uses a password. #
  • Maybe because it's the crazies that do horrible things? | Surveillance unit produced no terrorism leads, NYPD says http://t.co/XKInXRSK #
  • Bonus DSWL | Teamwork! http://t.co/hheaqOTe #
  • http://t.co/qGDpiHlM #
  • "It’s not a replacement for the phone, it’s not a means to get in touch with someone immediately." http://t.co/f072Q0j6 #
  • I feel sorry for the not-too-bright bird that bangs into my office window several times per day. #
  • Bwahahahaha. | Residents react to property tax hike http://t.co/S6hLgbFd #
  • So, it's like most retail chains staffed by teens? | Confessions from the Most Corrupt Apple Store in America http://t.co/3nj0yLMb #
  • Ordering Period Open! http://t.co/R2ghHllS #
  • Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. | DHS investigating Siemens 'flaw' in power plant security http://t.co/jbMU2w8M #
  • Meh, I have nothing else for a DSWL. http://t.co/PZ3Dz85d #
  • So, if you want some free storage (who doesn't) and don't mind helping me get more space, go sign up here: http://t.co/05iWZC04 #
  • Someone has to see this stuff. I'm glad it isn't me. | The Googler Who Looked At The Worst Of The Internet http://t.co/DHztCzbX #
  • Thong underwear debuted in 1981. ~ Now you know. #
  • http://t.co/QwBNJdkb #
  • Sad. I remember begging mom to buy this for me as a kid. | Nintendo Power coming to an end http://t.co/CnJHYWQM #
  • I was feeling great about my ~400 calorie lunch until looked over at the 440 calorie soda I've been drinking all… http://t.co/9nIHFEVb #
  • Gooooooood… gooooooood… http://t.co/VmbyiK09 #
  • 45 Things You Can Do to Get Happy No Matter Where You Are http://t.co/icC2xjZG #
  • Okay, Charter has pushed beyond my budget and they tell me new pricing structure is more than what I pay now…. http://t.co/CTetJrtz #
  • http://t.co/EK53rz2V #
  • Death is an appropriate punishment I feel. | Man charged with raping girl over five years http://t.co/Hji3Swcj #
  • Thanks to @Charter for the help in adjusting my service. Patient and helpful as always. @CharterJohnM #
  • Don't worry, you still don't need security. | Frankenstein Malware Uses Safe Programs Against Users http://t.co/tpL1UzMQ #
  • Seems a mix of jerks and a few genuine considerations. Mostly jerks. | 15 Biggest Beauty Turnoffs http://t.co/wFyi65M8 #
  • Yay for being home. #
  • The Velcro effect when you dry off. #
  • Today – Friday. Tomorrow – homework #
  • And then the obese cat knocks over a big lamp and glass goes everywhere. I hate that cat. #
  • http://t.co/CfxmKMc5 #
  • Code-sharing socialist! | 'We the People' goes open-source http://t.co/otr5x0zz #
  • The first one is soooooo true. | Things Worth Paying Someone Else To Do http://t.co/DJyEU49O #
  • For $15 – has anyone played this game? | The Walking Dead : Instant Digital Download http://t.co/LCToVixM #
  • Go fill this out and speak up about access. | Have an opinion on broadband caps? Speeds? Tell the FCC. http://t.co/qXg7MiXf #
  • Sadly you can't outlaw crazy. | Several people shot outside Empire State Building http://t.co/vYQMbkJX #
  • MVTHS Issues Press Release – Dan Counters – http://t.co/TKE1BBDp #
  • If you don't ask, you don't get. | All You Have to Do is Ask http://t.co/fvvutUZD #
  • I really wish ALL TEACHERS would use primary sources. | Ten Tips to Start the Year with Primary Sources http://t.co/ziScimgK #
  • What is your preference? | Rather scrub toilets than create a new password? You’re not alone http://t.co/cOcGtDe4 #
  • Do not sneeze while pooping. #thatjusthappened #

Dan’s Tweets for 2012-08-25

Dan’s Tweets for 2012-08-24

  • Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. | DHS investigating Siemens 'flaw' in power plant security http://t.co/jbMU2w8M #
  • Meh, I have nothing else for a DSWL. http://t.co/PZ3Dz85d #
  • So, if you want some free storage (who doesn't) and don't mind helping me get more space, go sign up here: http://t.co/05iWZC04 #
  • Someone has to see this stuff. I'm glad it isn't me. | The Googler Who Looked At The Worst Of The Internet http://t.co/DHztCzbX #
  • Thong underwear debuted in 1981. ~ Now you know. #
  • http://t.co/QwBNJdkb #
  • Sad. I remember begging mom to buy this for me as a kid. | Nintendo Power coming to an end http://t.co/CnJHYWQM #
  • I was feeling great about my ~400 calorie lunch until looked over at the 440 calorie soda I've been drinking all… http://t.co/9nIHFEVb #
  • Gooooooood… gooooooood… http://t.co/VmbyiK09 #
  • 45 Things You Can Do to Get Happy No Matter Where You Are http://t.co/icC2xjZG #
  • Okay, Charter has pushed beyond my budget and they tell me new pricing structure is more than what I pay now…. http://t.co/CTetJrtz #
  • http://t.co/EK53rz2V #
  • Death is an appropriate punishment I feel. | Man charged with raping girl over five years http://t.co/Hji3Swcj #
  • Thanks to @Charter for the help in adjusting my service. Patient and helpful as always. @CharterJohnM #
  • Don't worry, you still don't need security. | Frankenstein Malware Uses Safe Programs Against Users http://t.co/tpL1UzMQ #
  • Seems a mix of jerks and a few genuine considerations. Mostly jerks. | 15 Biggest Beauty Turnoffs http://t.co/wFyi65M8 #
  • Yay for being home. #
  • The Velcro effect when you dry off. #
  • Today – Friday. Tomorrow – homework #
  • And then the obese cat knocks over a big lamp and glass goes everywhere. I hate that cat. #
  • http://t.co/CfxmKMc5 #
  • Code-sharing socialist! | 'We the People' goes open-source http://t.co/otr5x0zz #
  • The first one is soooooo true. | Things Worth Paying Someone Else To Do http://t.co/DJyEU49O #

Dan’s Tweets for 2012-08-23

  • I'm not interested in problems. I'm interested in solutions. #
  • For Breaking Bad fans. | When Entertainment Marketing Is Art: See Work From The Breaking Bad Art Project http://t.co/i336c1RP #
  • Go make your PC/Laptop fast like your mom. | SanDisk Extreme 120GB Solid State Drive http://t.co/c6gjdBta #
  • Maybe those free apps aren't such a deal. | Pirated mobile Android and Apple apps getting hacked, cracked and smacked http://t.co/PJBCbDmK #
  • Come to find out, bareback IS best. http://t.co/n6ZawGtG @TetheredHeather @thehooch36 #
  • IMO, this is a pretty accurate list to avoid. | 10 Gadgets You’d Be a Fool to Buy Right Now http://t.co/ooW0FGSF #
  • Home rule can be good. Passing taxes in the afternoon is shady though. | Chamber to educate public on home rule http://t.co/LM8ZJRuX #
  • $200 to rent 3 ebooks for the semester is such a sham. #
  • Finally upgraded to @LastPass Premium. I recommend it to anyone who uses a password. #
  • Maybe because it's the crazies that do horrible things? | Surveillance unit produced no terrorism leads, NYPD says http://t.co/XKInXRSK #
  • Bonus DSWL | Teamwork! http://t.co/hheaqOTe #
  • http://t.co/qGDpiHlM #
  • "It’s not a replacement for the phone, it’s not a means to get in touch with someone immediately." http://t.co/f072Q0j6 #
  • I feel sorry for the not-too-bright bird that bangs into my office window several times per day. #
  • Bwahahahaha. | Residents react to property tax hike http://t.co/S6hLgbFd #
  • So, it's like most retail chains staffed by teens? | Confessions from the Most Corrupt Apple Store in America http://t.co/3nj0yLMb #
  • Ordering Period Open! http://t.co/R2ghHllS #