2012-07-28 Twitter Digest

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  • Don't go chasing swimming pools. #
  • Your DSWL is for the very dedicated only, but is $50 cheaper than most. | LEGO® Star Wars Imperial Shuttle 10212 $250 http://t.co/GZEirPzK #
  • If it has an 'olympics', shouldn't hipsters hate themselves? I do. | Photos: Competing in the Hipster Olympics http://t.co/4xnngYU8 #
  • I think it's mohawk time. #
  • Cue 'blame video games' | Holmes 'broke up with girlfriend' just before Dark Knight Rises shooting spree in Colorado http://t.co/AU6PeeVW #
  • How many can you check off the list? | Aging is Expensive Even When You Aren’t Old http://t.co/Upv5euSi #
  • Go forth and support auditing the Fed. Amazing how the monetary basis for a country can run wild and un-checked… http://t.co/7Q31gA0k #
  • I'm not being mean, but was it a true TRAGEDY or just sad? A life cut short: Remembering the tragedy of Amy Winehouse http://t.co/2Gd1bE47 #
  • Take away ALL THE GUNS! Because, you know, criminals would obey THAT law. | Mass murder and powerful firearms http://t.co/vv0frsVL #
  • Buy my house. http://t.co/1JhmZi0K #
  • 'Hate' crime is still crime. Quit trying to spin it and divide people. | Cops see hate crime in woman's mutilation http://t.co/b2INXHzs #
  • Y'all should go follow the funny dude @OldManRobR and be entertained. He's quiet, but hilarious when he tweets. #ff #
  • KFVS has, in big bold across the top of their page 'MOVIE THEATER MASSACRE – extended coverage'. Mmmmm, plying… http://t.co/Z6hYTBMZ #
  • Don't worry, keep electing the same people. | Feds Wait Until Late Friday To Admit That They Ignored The 4th Amendment http://t.co/pVlKWHX3 #
  • If the ads for 'Step Up Revolution' look good to you, please de-friend me. #
  • Good morning, everyone. #
  • Why Some Types Of Multitasking Whilst Driving Are More Dangerous Than Others http://t.co/mbasP7Mm #
  • Anyone want to keep me company at a black tie dinner next Wednesday? I can only promise free drinks, dinner, and… http://t.co/dmlpowIs #
  • I'm feeling rather quote-y today.

    Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is… http://t.co/wZg5OLfQ #

  • Bingo. It all comes down to your choices, folks. | Financial Excuses: Can’t vs Won’t http://t.co/NuEZBiwn #
  • Jack Daniel's Shows The World: Here's How To Send A Polite Cease-And-Desist http://t.co/uzJBQf8U #
  • Late in the season, but some grilling tips for us rookies. | 11 BBQ Hacks for Your Best Ever Barbecue http://t.co/Jcq3avLp #
  • WHAT? | Branding concept approved http://t.co/ktRmMEWK #
  • http://t.co/207LsVGI #
  • Maybe we'll see this spread in 30 years or so. | DC police chief announces shockingly reasonable cell camera policy http://t.co/0DzzfPls #
  • Keep the ball rolling… | How to Get Rid of Things After You Declutter http://t.co/S0PLyuSi #
  • Day elebenty-six without rain. Yes, rain – that mythical creature which the ancients wrote about in the scripts. #
  • I'll just leave this here. | New Crash will be worse than 2008 says economist http://t.co/x5DmAcDT #
  • Apparently Superman did a stint on 'Deadliest Catch'. Who knew? http://t.co/lUp00Fms #
  • It's okay, leave that laptop on the desk. | Hacker: I can open a keycarded hotel room door in seconds http://t.co/GYXz0yXG #
  • Something to think about this election season, and life in general:

    You hypocrite, first take the log out of… http://t.co/xLfMKY8B #

  • The second and last 3 paragraphs are most relevant. | When Privacy Becomes an IT Issue http://t.co/e3jAEoTM #
  • Your DSWL is served. | DeathstaR2-D2 t-shirt http://t.co/f4tVTZpI #
  • Great deal that will speed your computer greatly. http://t.co/GTCIBjFW #
  • When you get it… | Hugs? T-Shirt http://t.co/zN7KY4g4 #
  • It has begun already – Imgur http://t.co/eo81fu6J #
  • Libertarian Gary Johnson aims for presidential debates – Katie Glueck http://t.co/SGvnYiia #
  • Bonus DSWL that I feel all office-servants need. | Star Wars Keyboard With LCD Touchpad http://t.co/4NDKW02O #
  • Wahoo! Wahoo from the rooftops!!! http://t.co/c8xZpRA5 #
  • Great to fill space on the nick-knack shelf. | Star Wars R2D2 Mini-Football http://t.co/EECqSNjV #
  • Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich http://t.co/7PCFpqy2 #
  • Here we go on a quote string again:

    And as Jesus reclined at table in the house, behold, many tax collectors and… http://t.co/jN5in9jN #

  • Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations http://t.co/CSLA6Ba4 #
  • TIL what 'impolitic' means: Failing to possess or display prudence; not judicious; unwise. #
  • Adult got Darwin-ed. Case closed. | Family of girl killed sliding down banister sues http://t.co/rtadJuhc #
  • Don't know the original source.

    http://t.co/wR7XJ08a http://t.co/JLiHO9ZY #

  • How accurate is your watch? | Timing Is Everything for the Games' Chief Timer http://t.co/WKjMI90M #
  • At least it's *some* reduction. | RLCD board votes to decrease taxes http://t.co/gZelUKm0 #
  • It's better than the 0.0 chance we have had recently. | Rain? We have half a chance http://t.co/gNu8gpeQ #
  • In short, probably. Remember to take frequent breaks, fellow office-dwellers. | Can computers make you go blind? http://t.co/VYKb9GqD #
  • I weep for this to play locally. http://t.co/resu2CHq #
  • Break rules, blame rules for problems. | Elderly couple’s illegal $80,000 addition likely to be demolished http://t.co/7kBcjFHo #
  • I was hoping to not get the 'Trending Articles' bit. Sadly, it looks like it has finally hit my profile. #
  • What happened to hiring the neighbor kid for $20? | How Much Do Babysitters Get Paid? Northeast Shells Out Most Money http://t.co/RA0aNdwh #
  • Plan for the future, but don't forget about right now. http://t.co/4vOmZU79 #
  • Free nightmares – as my wife would say. | Man living in 'terror' as his home is overrun by venomous spiders http://t.co/y1HBo8Y1 #
  • Yet another reason to destroy HOAs. | Woman Fined for Dry Grass in a Drought http://t.co/xOccG0gh #
  • Transparency = pffffttthhhhttt. | As Secrecy System Veers Into Absurdity, Politicians Argue For More http://t.co/P5PL54cX #
  • Face unlock on android works great. #
  • Come on, other 6 o'clock. #
  • Transparency = pffffttthhhhttt. | As Secrecy System Veers Into Absurdity, Politicians Argue For More… http://t.co/0RjrOquP #
  • Great deal if you can wait a couple of weeks for the rebate. Don't forget to set the antivirus to scan every once… http://t.co/OdBMPzE2 #
  • Your DSWL is weepy. | Military dad surprises son with Star Wars homecoming http://t.co/H6AUoLP8 http://t.co/dfZQTBut #
  • Something so soft destroys so much. | Fluff, The Silent Killer http://t.co/lmARxQKU #
  • You're WELCOME. 😛 | http://t.co/0vonsWVz http://t.co/JUx8Z2G3 #
  • Now MS is controlling what you can do with your PC. | OpenBSD's de Raadt slams Red Hat, Canonical over 'secure' boot http://t.co/5VlUW0Tj #
  • Some cool forms, and weird flavors. | Darth and Che as Creamy Treats http://t.co/zJkwIyHG #
  • If they had one about snarkiness, then this would be complete (he says snarkily). http://t.co/jBr19HEF #
  • Am I allowed on SysAdmin day? http://t.co/nK03XZw3 #
  • Are you going to watch? | How Our Always-On Culture Made These the Most Watchable Games Ever http://t.co/sxQ7doHB #
  • For better or worse, this is why he is my superhero of choice. | Superman (Movie, 1978) http://t.co/MRn5rFTd #
  • Yup. Another stupid photo from imgur. Sorry for the offensive title. Feel free to 'hide'. http://t.co/nNobEriJ #
  • In fairness, you know he WAS trying to intimidate. | UK student facing charges after emailing picture of the Joker http://t.co/ul2byBaq #
  • Go follow @OldManRobR , @baconNmeggs , and @thehooch36 because they are funny and I am not. #ff #
  • So, since NBC decided to not allow live airing of the opening ceremony here in the States, have a link to watch… http://t.co/SgYxISK9 #
  • Enjoying the #London2012 Opening Ceremony thanks to the Internet. #NBCFail #
  • This time, ignorance in Canada. | Woman strip-searched at Trudeau airport loses lawsuit over mistaken identity http://t.co/IyGPny0z #
  • You can't make this level of ignorance up, folks. | This Xbox HDMI cable has 'anti-virus protection' http://t.co/19ywbL1a #
  • Sensationalism runs rampant via media. | Can You Open The Android Browser? The BBC Calls You a Hacker! http://t.co/PsckIp9C #
  • Amazing. | The CIA's Declassified Robotic Spy Critters http://t.co/pT1YsqnI #
  • Watching Contagion for another round of scares. #
  • Well, the Cubs pulled one out. Good for them. #