Pitiful “Help Wanted” ad in our local paper

I was scanning our local paper’s website to see if they had updated for today yet (they had not), when I came across this ad in the sidebar:

Day Labors

Part-Time -doing dirty work for long hours with low pay. Yard work, cleaning out houses, cutting logs and a 101 other things. Must be able to work alone and with others without goofing off. Driver’s licenses with clean record required.

Granted, this is honest work, and people will pay to have others do this work for them. Unfortunately, with the job climate around here, the person will probably have more calls than positions. (I omitted the phone number in consideration of the person placing the ad.)

I just found this entertaining and thought I would share it with everyone.

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