2012-09-01 Twitter Digest

  • White people. #
  • A party thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me no one remembers. @wilw #
  • Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed. #
  • Sunday AM is a slow time for updates. Come on, people. Entertain me with your shenanigans. #
  • Wrote my first app for Android. I'd feel accomplished if it did more than make noise and vibrate the phone…. http://t.co/SXRHZKO1 #
  • Your DSWL is all about tea time. | Death Star Tea Infuser http://t.co/xPgGIYMT #
  • Hello, headache. I really didn't miss you while you were on vacation but I have sure noticed your return. #
  • Know someone who could use this information? I do. | 10 Simple Steps to Conquering Your Messy Desk http://t.co/4yDSeaJU #
  • #4 #4 #4 #4 .. | Get Organized Now: 9 Ideas That Work http://t.co/cpCIXDlA #
  • Royalè from Steak 'n Shake. It was amazing. #
  • The new marriage measurement scale. http://t.co/TfMpPJWr #
  • We do not live in a theocracy, folks. #
  • New technology uses, you're doing it right. | Tropical Storm Isaac: Google launches special map with latest info http://t.co/YGPOxwYm #
  • Have a DSWL. http://t.co/1AHoeydf #
  • It's not scientific, but fun to think about. | Cities that spoil their kids the most http://t.co/xi0UXCsg #
  • At least conservatives are open to new ways for women to dress. I approve. Great job being conservative. | RNC 2012 http://t.co/yxzMbfzJ #
  • Installing Windows 8 for the first time. I wonder how this will go. #
  • Maybe it helps you get some rest? | 10 Common Sleep Mistakes to Avoid http://t.co/MXV8wyH2 #
  • This is hilarious.

    GOP Jesus: Celebrated deity who preached that "the poor should get a damned job already" and… http://t.co/dNhwjGki #

  • Maybe it helps you get some rest? | 10 Common Sleep Mistakes to Avoid http://t.co/MXV8wyH2 http://t.co/n0JM3a9x #
  • Go tell it on the mountain tops! | HP: Users Need to Take Responsibility for Online Security http://t.co/W6fmi6CH #
  • Something fun as a bonus DSWL. | Handpainted Star Wars R2D2 Bra on Etsy http://t.co/aB84Ismv #
  • I guess this is a third DSWL. | $7.99 Spaceballs (25th Anniversary) [Blu-ray] http://t.co/9hdlFeZL #
  • A great way to help security of your FB account. | Introducing Login Approvals http://t.co/AnvfDhKi #
  • Molina just took a shoulder to the head and held the ball. #
  • Why hello, entertainment box. #
  • Trying the sleep of the butterflies. #
  • The sleep of the butterflies is a lie. #
  • Everybody needs Ritalin! Hypercolors!!! – http://t.co/HkjkE9te @TetheredHeather @thehooch36 @BigKevsView #podcast #RNC2012 #
  • So, he had a suppressor and perhaps a stump-bomb? Sensational title is sensational. | Man indicted on gun, bomb charges http://t.co/pUcds9RW #
  • Folks, go support a hometown classic with your dollars. Keep the money local and enjoy some great pizza at the… http://t.co/KlJmWS72 #
  • At $19.49 it's cheaper than the DVD versions I've found. | The Walking Dead: The Complete First Season [Blu-ray] http://t.co/TewRXbXG #
  • Every time I accidentally look at http://t.co/YjSp9qZG I hear Sarah McLachlan and the waterworks start. I want to save all the animals. #
  • Have some AWWWW. | Dirty Dozen – Imgur http://t.co/PxHOP1Gz #
  • For those of you who consider yourselves Republicans, more specifically the subset that like to call themselves… http://t.co/L1IbxVIb #
  • It's just a Sublime kinda afternoon. #
  • They still have the death penalty I hope. | Texas girl, 13, describes alleged sexual assaults http://t.co/Ijep4Ufc #
  • Something to be said for being content. | Contentment as a Substitute for Money http://t.co/6GqBOXGm #
  • “You’ve confused a ‘war on your religion’ with ‘not always getting everything you want.’ … America isn’t Nazi… http://t.co/NmOrswad #
  • “You’ve confused a ‘war on your religion’ with ‘not always getting everything you want.’ … America isn’t Nazi… http://t.co/3xNsPgiG #
  • Perhaps one of these assists you? | The Top 11 Tools You Can Use to Be More Productive http://t.co/PK8AzBug #
  • Hello, KGB? Yeah, my neighbor… | Police panel OKs guidelines on reporting possible terrorism http://t.co/Cvs0zRwf #
  • Welcome to a great day, everyone. Go do something that helps someone else be happy. #
  • That side effect the doctor warned you about where anything sweet tastes horrible.

    Being a drinker of Mountain… http://t.co/I5j2FaI6 #

  • It's a refurb, but for $30 who cares? | Toshiba BDX2150 Blu-ray Disc Player http://t.co/QbOhiEcT #
  • Now we're doing Cyberdyne's work for it. http://t.co/UuYQnMpB #
  • I'm not saying to prepare for the apocalypse, but it might be a good idea to plan for being without electricity… http://t.co/VOPbawQN #
  • Gary Johnson Interview: Media Frightened to Let Me Debate http://t.co/4oW4gfJF #
  • Fat-bottomed Girls, we meet again. #radio #
  • An American Werewolf in London or Silver Bullet?

    Vote quickly, I want to watch a movie. #

  • Busy at work. I'm so glad to be multitasking again. #
  • Quit spending. Be happy with what you have and eliminate debt. | 10 Reasons Getting Out Of Debt Is Worth It http://t.co/byDlyYwO #
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  • You shouldn't need reasons, but in case you do… | 5 Reasons to Build Trust with Everyone http://t.co/rQ8fUFSc #
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  • Apocalypse Not: Here's Why You Shouldn't Worry About End Times http://t.co/AyK7Ax6k #
  • It's estrogen, not LSD. Your period is not an excuse to go insane. #
  • Yes, I use twitter to follow interesting people and barf random crap. No, I'm not a follow/er whore. Oy vey. #
  • Been saying this for a long time. | It's Going To Get Really "Bad After The Next Election" http://t.co/uSNS9Nyh ~ Thx to Miriam for the link #
  • Anyone hosting an 'Isaac Fallout Party' in their garage this weekend?

    Nothing else to do, might as well make… http://t.co/RCCYnppX #

  • Everybody needs Ritalin! Hypercolors!!! – http://t.co/HkjkE9te #podcast #funny #news #politics @TetheredHeather @OldManRobR #
  • Another round of great service from @DellCares. Some companies do get TweetService right. #customerservice #
  • Egad. I have suffered… been the victim of… had a few defriendings recently. Noticed my 'friend' count went… http://t.co/iL90T3Jn #
  • I kid you not. Go read it. | "responsible for the administration of the … global strategic maple syrup reserves." http://t.co/8kj87Ryo #
  • Output is not the only measurable impact. | 5 Ways to Be More Productive in the Office http://t.co/2i2B0Oyk #
  • This book, I shall buy it. | Kingpin.cc http://t.co/ZMi5K7ER #
  • I believe there are no days so bad that Episode IV won't help #
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  • RT @cracked: 6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Haunt Your Dreams: http://t.co/FELOO5A0 @FoFemily #